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"If the clouds don't clear we'll rise above it."

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via fake-mermaid)

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jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via fake-mermaid)

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opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via gnarly)

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kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via whosaidsuperwholock)

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via ourlifeisflawless)

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whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via tyleroakley)

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gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via 2themoonandstars)

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mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

(via 2themoonandstars)

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

(via 2themoonandstars)

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baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

(Source: w-h-o-d-a-t-w-h-o-d-a-t, via parkingstrange)

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